Wednesday, December 30, 2009 @ 11:09 PM
By Ru Min.CAST
Spiderman - Peter Parker / SpidermanMr. Tiny - Mr. Tiny
Hello Kitty - Hello Kitty
Devil - Devil
Beehive - Octopus
Piglet - Mary Jane
Ragdoll - Doll
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"I've been hibernating for quite some time now," said Spiderman as he stretched lazily. "The world needs me. It's time for me to return and let justice prevail." He crawled out from his deep, dark cave and stood at the peak of the snow-capped mountain.
He shielded his eyes from the glaring sun and yawned. "Ahhhhh... I just love sunshine." he gushed. He glanced at the kids below as they ran around happily on the blanket of snow, building snowmen and throwing snowballs playfully at each other. Just then, he heard a scream pierced through the air.
"HELP ME!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!!!!!"
Spiderman perked up instantly. He listened attentively to the voice and sprinted to the direction it was coming from. He whipped his head around to look at the neighbouring mountain and saw him - Devil strikes again.
"HELP ME, PLEASE, SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE ME FROM THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Doll shrieked. "Spiderman is too busy hibernating. Nobody can save you now! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Devil laughed evilly and choked. "Whoops, too much laughing can cause choking."
Spiderman leaped across the valley effortlessly and landed. "I'LL SAVE YA!" he shouted and fought courageously with the Devil. He showed off some Kung Fu moves as he kicked Devil in the stomach. "Nooooooooo...." Devil screeched. "Any last words, punk?" Spiderman smirked and gave Devil a last punch.
Devil fell lifelessly to the ground. Just to rub it in a little, Spiderman hung Devil upside down (like what the British did to Maharaja Lela and his mates). "Victory is sweeeeeeeet!" Spiderman pumped his fists. "S-Spiderman, you saved my life!" Doll gasped.
Doll hugged him tightly. "Just doing my job, lovely lady," he winked at her. She swooned as she looked into his eyes, I mean, mask and kissed him on the cheek. "Thank you, Spiderman," she said shyly. "No problemo. Sorry, gotta save. See ya!" After giving him one last hug, Doll watched him webbed over mountains and swiped a tear from the corner of her eye.
"Phew, gotta keep myself clean," he murmured. "Now, what's next?" He climbed to the top of the snow-covered Empire State Building. He heard his stomach growling and sighed, "Breakfast? Nah. I'll have to save more than two citizens in order to get my monthly salary from President Obama." Who knew Spiderman was so poor???
While he was licking his lips at the sight of the juicy beef patty and the ever oozing cheese and ketchup from Carl's Jr. latest burger, The Six Dollar Cheeseburger (McDonald's just doesn't suit him) forming in his head, he heard a muffled sound coming from inside the Empire State Building. "Mmm! Mmm, mmm mmm!" the voice muffled-screamed. Someone's in danger! He cleared the mist off the window and peered inside. Oh, no! Hello Kitty was about to get abducted by the jet-black Octopus!
"Spiderman, to the rescue!" He broke into the Empire State Building (someone is so gonna press charges for that) and wrestled with Octopus. Although Octopus had lost a tentacle in the battle with Superman, he still had the advantage over Spiderman as he has seven tentacles. He shot Spiderman a wad of black goo that blocked his vision. But never fear, Spiderman is here!
Straining to see, Spiderman took out a razor blade and sliced Octopus into millions of pieces (okay, that's just exaggerating it). After a last "ugh" from Octopus, there was silence. Hello Kitty is free! She was so grateful to Spiderman that she ran up to him...
...and flung herself into his arms and kissed him! ON THE LIPS! She kissed him lovingly like Juliet kissing Romeo; Christine kissing Erik; Haruhi kissing Kyon... For he's a gentleman, he did not push her away and closed his eyes, instead. He was crying inside; after all, there goes his first kiss. After what felt like eternity, she let him go and cuddled him. "Oh, Spiderman. How could I ever thank you?" she flirted. That's why I don't like cats - Hello Kitties included; they're so slutty. Mmm. >=/
Anyway, Spiderman went out through the crack on the window and fled back to his cave. Although he's wearing a mask, everyone knew he was blushing. Hard. "A-am I in love with her?" he asked himself. Ah ah ah! Peter Parker, don't forget you have a girlfriend. *sniggers* "No way. I'm human. Hello Kitty is a cat!" he spat furiously (his mouth was stuffed with fur). "Besides, Mary Jane is waiting for me inside." Geez, he always goes into lovey-dovey mode when he thinks of Mary Jane.
Just then, he heard a bellow coming from his dark cave. "Stop moving, you pork!" the voice boomed. "Oh, d-d-d-dear. P-p-please let m-me go!" a high-pitched voice returned nervously. Spiderman went into a trance for a minute when a switch suddenly went "Click!" in his head. "Oh, no! Mary Jane!" He rushed inside his cave...
... to find Mary Jane strangled in the arms of Mr. Tiny. "P-Peter! H-help me, please!" she shrieked. Spiderman eyed Mr. Tiny and bristled, "Oh, no, you didn't, bloody schmuck!" He bashed him in the face and Mr. Tiny's nose broke. Having four soft hearts, Mr. Tiny teared up and wailed, "Let me go! I'll call my daddy and sue you if you don't!" WTH? Mr. Tiny is a softie. Aww... =P "Whatever, big guy." Spiderman said and knocked off his teeth. "Get your fingerless hands off my girlfriend, jerk."
Mr. Tiny released Mary Jane immediately and Spiderman caught her gracefully. Mr. Tiny screamed and stomped like a kid. "I want huggie-buggies! I want huggie-buggies! I want, I want, I want!!!" He got tired for a while and lied on the cold, hard ground, staring into darkness. He listened to Mary Jane and Spiderman's flirty conversation and grimaced.
"Peter, thank you so much for saving my life," Mary Jane said. "I'd do anything for you, babe." Spiderman threw her a megawatt smile as he took off his mask. "How's your morning?" "The usuals. I had breakfast in - wait! You haven't had anything, have you?" Spiderman shook his head. "Thank God I bought you something!" Mary Jane climbed down from Mr. Tiny's back and went into the kitchen. As she returned slowly, she tripped on Mr. Tiny's feeble legs and fell.
In a flash, Spiderman caught her in his arms and they stared into each other's eyes for a second. "Um, Peter?" she said. "Yea, babe?" he breathed. "You're kinda squashing your brunch between us." she whispered. There was a roaring laughter from Mr. Tiny as Spiderman and Mary Jane broke apart. When he saw his brunch, he screamed like a girl. "OMG!" Guess what, his brunch turned out to be :
And so, once again, Spiderman saves the day! (But Mary Jane saved his stomach. ;P)
- THE END -
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