Saturday, May 19, 2012 @ 8:16 PM
Something's wrong with me. Or more specifically, my face. I don't know which part of my face - or maybe my ENTIRE face, for that matter - appeals to guys of all ages... EXCEPT MINE. -_- My previous post was about some dirty old man hitting on me and this time around... horny young boys. Are you kidding me? On a side note, I'm having my MYE now but because I'm feeling badass and just don't feel like studying, I'm gonna blog about this.
We had school today, a SATURDAY. And exams as a bonus, too, my dear. Anyway, I was waiting at my usual spot for my transport to come pick me up but the uncle was late today. I was grumpy and sleepy and tired so I just sat there and sulked. My mind started to wander and I thought about some stuff and you know when you're deep in thought, you'll just stare at the same spot without knowing it because um, well, you're deep in thought.
I was zoning out when I discovered two juniors staring at me and started giggling. Boys. Both of them. Giggling. Ignoring them, I just minded my own business and stood up to check over their heads whether my transport had arrived. Just then, I heard one boy whispering and nudging to the other excitedly, "喂，他看过来liao!" ("She's looking over here already!") Naturally, I LOOKED at them immediately because I knew they were talking about me - I was the only person beside them. Fine, no big deal. Nothing extraordinary.
Yet.
"Okay, 这个? 你要我跟她讲ah?" asked the other boy. ("Okay, this one? You want me to talk to her?") I sat straighter and listened carefully. The first boy mentioned something about daring the other boy to talk to me. IDK, something like that lah. The second boy kept turning his head and looking at me as if he was planning his move. -_- I was too lazy to stare back so I just closed my eyes and rested.
Their laughter flooded my ears again a few minutes later. They were pointing at me when I opened my eyes and the first boy jumped when he saw me staring at them. "Shh! 她醒来liao啦! 还笑!" he said. ("Shh, she woke up already! Stop laughing!") I rolled my eyes but kept silent. Strangely, I found them both quite adorable because they didn't know I could understand every word they were saying. LOLS~ There was a point where they were just too feverish and noisy so I turned to look at them. The second boy caught me staring so he, I noticed, swallowed hard and said, "H-hello." LOL, WTH. I just smiled. The first boy then laughed like mad and screamed, "她爱上你liao! 她爱上你liao!" ("She's in love with you! SHE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU!") The minute I heard that, I was like :
The second boy got up and smacked him then sat back down beside me. ._. The first boy also calmed down and joined us. I checked once again to see whether my transport had arrived and the first boy said, "Eh, 她在看你的什么leh." And then he cracked up. ("Eh, she's looking at your you-know-what.") I rolled my eyes and stared at both of them. The second boy was so startled when he saw me glaring at them and whispered to the first boy, "Eh! 她好像会听华语leh! Oh, my God!" ("Eh, she understands Mandarin!") Before the first boy could say, "Really?" I smirked and said, "I understood every single word you just said." Both of them stared at me like shit. -_- What? Do I even look like a banana? My friends say I'm freaking Chinese-y lah!
They pointed at each other at the same time and shouted, "HE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR NAME!" I felt like being spiteful towards them because my mood was so foul but oh, c'mon! They're just kids. HORNY young kids. == Thank God, my transport came just in time. I ignored them and walked away. Fourteen-year-old boys nowadays, getting desperate and shit.
BTW, Ivan said my driving instructor told his friend that I looked pretty. What the shit. I know I'm supposed to take that as a compliment and be thankful because after all, I'm just a big fat slab of meat, LMAO, but after ALL I've been through, I'm so freaked out. AND I ALWAYS WEAR LIKE SHIT ON PURPOSE DURING MY DRIVING LESSONS. Even if I'm wearing like a goddess, I still look like shit. Or just normal, at the most.
Damn, all these weird people and their exotic tastes. I'm so paranoid already. Slowly stripping me of my sanity everyday. God, save me. D:
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