Sunday, July 4, 2010 @ 7:40 PM
Bonjour, Monsieur et Mademoiselle! Comment allez-vous, les gens?
Désolé, I'm having zee Fwench fevwer wight now becauze yezterday vaz our zchool'z Inzernashional Unzerztanzing Zay and I have been given zee tazk zu be zee emcee with Lauha and Bwitanio. Our zheme vor zhiz year iz "Connaitre la France" vhich meanz "Zu know more about Fwance".
Fwankly zpeaking, I vould zay zee vhole event vaz wather unorganized becauze pweple vere wunning all ower zee place. It vaz weally laz minute and ve didn't know vhat zu zay az ve didn't rezeive any zort of agenda. My firzt experionze of being an emcee ZUCKZ! Zeriouzly zuckz! I velt like a vool and Bwitanio vanted zu kill herzelf. I told her zu kill me az well and she zaid it could end up like a murder-zuizide. EPIC!
Zee part vhere ve vere zuppozed zu zeach zee audiencez about zome Fwench vordz vaz wather challenging. It vasn't hard for Bwitanio becauze her mum zakez Fwench lezzonz but I had a difficult zime pronounzing thoze Fwench vordz. Phew! Zhere vaz a magic show vhich caught everyone's attenshion and zee magician vaz from my church. LOL. And zid you go zu zee DMC competishion zhingie? Wemember zee guy vhu got virst vor playing piano? He played yezterday, zuu. Fine, I vill admit zhat he iz good. WEAL good. I can't get him outta my head wight now - zee zong he played iz ztill fwesh in my mind. Oh, God.
Zhere vaz a fashion show, zuu. Zhat got zee audiencez quite high, I could zee. Actually, zee vhole atmozphere vaz kinda ZEAD. I azked zhem vhether zhey had enjoyed zheir meal (all those Fwench food vere zerved like Fwench fwiez, zpaghetti, Fwench toazt, etc.) and zhey looked at me blankly. LOL. I kept prompting zhem like, "Oui? Non?" Zhey juzt ztared. And ztared. And ztared.
Oh, I vorgot zu zell you vhat I vore! I vore a vhite tee vith jeanz. Oui, zenim jeanz! Mz. Raynie zaid I should braid my hair into a Fwench plait, zo I zid. I looked weal ztupid, iv you azk me. Zeacher alzo lent me her stwiking wed coat and I bowwowed Bwitanio's hat. Ziana zaid I looked gweat. Merci, Mademoiselle Ziana. ;P I bwought my zizterz'z Eiffel Tower eawwingz zuu but I vorgot zu vear zhem. Zuu nervouz, I guezz. ;P
I zon't want zu reveal all zee inzide ztoriez (zhey're not good) and az I vorgot zu bwing my camewa, zhere are no pictures at all. Je suis désolé, les gens! By zee vay, zomezhing weal funny happened. Mz. Raynie vaz vearing all vhite zu zuit zee colourz of zee Fwench flag vhich includes ved, vhite and blue. Zhat's vhy I vore a wed owercoat vith zenim blue jeanz; Bwitanio vore a navy blue and vhite stwiped tee and Lauha vore all vhite vith a long gwey coat. Anyvay, vhile I vaz hiding behind the curtainz az Bwitanio zook ower zee ztage, Mz. Raynie appwoached me and azked me zomething weally veird.
"Could you check my pantz vor me and zee iv zhere's anything zhere?"
Oh. Am. Gee. Iz she azking me zu check vhether zhere are any P ztainz on her pantz?!! A ZEACHER AZKING A ZTUDENT ZUCH A PERZONAL QUEZCHION? I shooked my head and she zaid, "Ugh, I'm having a heavy flow wight now." God, I vaz wight! "Zhen zeacher, vhy zid you vhere all vhite?" I azked. "Zhat's vhy. Have zu follow zee colourz of zee Fwench flag." LMAO, it'z zo vunny I almozt laughed!
Alzhough zhere vere many vhu zaid zee vhole event vaz extwemely bowing, zhiz vaz a vewy good experionze vor me. I zhank Elliot vor choozing me zu become one of zee emcee and I weally am gwateful zhat Bwitanio and Lauha vere zhere bezide me or elze I vould have fweaked out. I zhink I vasn't a gweat emcee 'cauze I juzt zaid a vew vords. Haha. It vaz Bwitanio vhu zaved zee show and Lauha vhu spized zhingz up. Merci beaucoup, Bwitanio et Lauha! 8D
On a zide note, Bwitanio iz Low Brittany and Lauha iz Lee Laura Anne. Onze again, I'd like zu zay merci zu both of you! =] And je suis vraiment désolé vor giving you weaders a hard zime weading zhiz pwefectly scwewed-up Fwench post!
Dieu vous bénisse et bonne journée! Au revoir!
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