Sunday, May 9, 2010 @ 9:28 PM
While the others strolled slowly back to class after recess, I had my late tea break in Selangor Medical Centre. And no, I didn't leave school to take any piano / ballet exams (who the heck told you that?!!).
This post is strictly for girls only. (After I'd said that, I'm sure the guys are even more interested in reading this - reverse psychology *smirks*; can't say I didn't warn you. *shrugs*) I can't believe I'm blogging about this... this... sensitive issue (or "personal thing" according to Jian Zhi) but I don't really mind. Embrace yourselves; gross post ahead. >=]
My P had not been regular since my first time on the 24th of December, 2006 (don't go down that way, perv). As you all know, a girl's P lasts for about three to five days, maximum seven. However, mine lasts for three weeks or longer. I remembered once when this guy in my class asked my science teacher this, "Teacher, are there any girls' P who lasts for three or more weeks?" My teacher answered, "Nonsense! If so, she's not human!" Oh, so does that make me an alien from outer space?
My mum insisted in fetching me to see a doctor today. My P was very heavy since last Friday although it had already been my second week. My uniform got stained on Friday and I had to rush to the counselling room to change my pinafore, only to be told that there weren't any spare ones left and I had to wash my uniform and iron it then wear it back. Thank God Hui Wen was with me! =D I changed around seven *ahem* that day. I was out the whole day on Saturday and on Sunday the dustbin in my toilet overflowed with plenty of *ahem*.
I had constant severe pain in my abdomen. I'm on heavy medication since I was eleven and had to eat six types of tablets a day (excluding extra vitamins and other stuff) just to regulate and reduce the amount of blood flow and to provide more iron for my body to prevent Anaemia (which I already have) and Goitre (soon to have) from happening. After going to the hospital today, I had to add one more medicine to my collection. Eating all this medicine makes me no different from a drug addict. =/ Maybe I gain weight because of eating all those medicines. Sad case.
And I don't have a fair complexion. I look pale. If you don't believe me, next time I'd let you compare the colour of my lips or palms with yours. My HGB was once 11 g/dl but after the checkup it had dropped to 10.5 g/dl. Once it reaches 8 or 7 g/dl, I'm dead. Literally. I gripped my mum's hand tightly while they were retrieving blood from my arm. When I told the doctor I was Form 3 (what? He asked!), another doctor in the room snickered and said, "Sudah besar pun takut suntikan. Tsk tsk tsk..." Sheesh, everyone has a weakness lah dhey. *rolls eyes*
The gynaecologist performed an ultrasound scanning on me. First, she squirted a jelly-like thingie on my abdomen and a transducer is put in contact with my belly. Then, VHF sound waves were used by the transducer to create an image of my uterus on a monitor screen from the information collected when they rebound. Needless to say, my uterus is empty. DUHHH, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M PREGNANT! F3 She examined me twice as the first time was not successful because I'd just went to the toilet to pee. According to her, my urinary bladder must be full in order for the ultrasound scanning to take place. I had to drink a bottle of water before she examined me for the second time.
She told my mum that we should anticipate more bleeding these few days after seeing the thick uterine lining projected on the monitor screen. She said if my P still goes on like this, I'd have to take contraceptive pills. Eww, just the sound of it makes my hair stand. My mum said she's going to force me to eat beef from now on as eating beef can increase my blood count. I HATE BEEF! Why kill innocent cows?!! >=O Ugh, I'm just so sick of all this!
To all the guys out there, if you've been such a nosy-parker and had read until here, please take the initiative to run to the loo and don't make your maid clean up your vomit on your keyboard. I know this post is disgusting but I'VE WARNED YOU. As for the girls (and the other sexes) out there, sorry for not sparing you the details, but the title should have given you a hint about what I'm about to blog. *evil laughs*
I skipped piano classes today. Mum said I was too tired (she also said she was sad to see me sick... LOL. So sweet?). I think I'm gonna faint. All this typing is giving me a migraine. Gonna have my forty winks now, bye.
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