Tuesday, April 24, 2012 @ 11:14 AM
I SKIPPED SCHOOL. :D
Fuyoh, Ru Min whey. Skipped school. Bad ass lah now.
Ohh-kayyy. Anyway, it's not really such a big deal because my school is having the sports day rehearsal today so I don't wanna waste my time there and getting a useless tan during the whole rehearsal. Alright, back to the topic.
Hair. Nope, no more braids this time. As a matter of fact, no more braids for a LONG time.
BECAUSE I CUT MY HAIR. Look.
Just trim a little, they said...
Only four inches, they said...
Scumbag hairdresser. Ugly before, UGLIER NOW. -_- And if you didn't notice, I got myself a fringe! Suckish fringe. He totally ruined my hair lah, the fringe wasn't what I had in mind. My current fringe doesn't even look like a fringe. It's like this thin strip of hair that's too short to stuff behind my ears. And the worst part is the fringe is causing zits to sprout on my forehead AND YET it is too short to cover them. Yaaay. V-___-V
"WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!!"
Screamed at, stammered, spat at and asked - the ultimate question I received numerous times. You see, if you don't know me that well/haven't seen me before, my hair is epicly long - it's until my hips. I looked like those tribes in China who stay on high mountain tops, singing country songs all they long.
So, why did I cut it? I don't know really know the answer myself. Perhaps it's because the day before I cut my hair, we were doing a Biology project in school. We're supposed to look at pollen grains under microscope but IDK which genius (if I'm not mistaken, I think it's me ._.) decided to look at MY hair instead so we did. I chose a fairly long strand and placed it under the eyepiece and adjusted the power while a few of my eager friends crowded around.
And lo and behold! I almost fainted when I saw that strand of hair. MY hair. Under microscope. It was the most DISGUSTING sight I've ever seen. MY HAIR HAD SPLIT ENDS! It might not be disgusting for you because maybe you get split ends all the time BUT I DON'T. NEVER. But it wasn't just split ends. Every split end of the hair... HAD ITS OWN HAIR. D: Can't picture it? PAINT TIME.
You asked for it.It was so revolting and my friends were gagging when they saw it. As much as I don't wanna part with my hair, those ends HAD to go. Yuck! My mum then brought me to the hairdresser the next day and I asked to trim my hair straight so the dude cut off four inches of my hair. Fine, four inches. I still can tahan. Then, I decided to get a fringe. I've never gotten a fringe for seven years so of course I'd like to think about it first lah. He said normally people who got fringes had their hair layered so I said, "Layered, it is!" I was still discussing with my mum whether I should get a fringe or not. It seemed like she was more unwilling to let the dude cut off my hair than me, LOL.
But when we were still discussing, THAT SCUMBAG TERUS CHOPPED OFF MY HAIR FROM THE FRONT! I stared at the loose clumps of hair on my lap for a long time then at the mirror in front of me. I had fringe immediately. AND IT SUCKED. He doesn't know shit about cutting fringes, I looked like crap! Fuhhh. I was still kinda shocked that I'd lost so much hair in such a short notice - PLEASE LAH, I was still DISCUSSING when he cut off my hair! That scumbag!
Still in shock, I didn't realise what he was doing with the rest of my hair until a foot long was gone. A FOOT LONG. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? A FOOT LONGGG! FUHHHHHHH. I hate my hair instantly. Looks like shit! >:( Mun Mun said it suits me well since layering gave my hair more texture and volume and many said I should've cut years ago. But nobody denied the fact that my fringe sucks.
I AM SO GONNA GET A NEW FRINGE. AND A NEW FRINGE I SHALL GET.
Of course, I'll go to a different hair parlour, hmph. I hope my new fringe will look fine on me, sigh. And able to cover my zits, too. (Y)
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