Friday, December 30, 2011 @ 1:35 PM
What nonsense, man. That statement certainly doesn't work on dieting. Bummer. I've been yapping for years to go on a diet to lose weight but for OBVIOUS REASONS... *looks at potato chip crumbs on keyboard and chocolate wrappers on the floor* ...it doesn't seem to be working. ._. I've been having oats with sliced bananas for breakfast since the past three days. No fancy buns with cheese oozing out or cakes with rich cream for me. I have self-control, okay. 8) My mum said oats wouldn't help me lose weight but there will be less calories in my body? Something like that. Actually, oats are quite yummy. I mean, I know they're gooey and tasteless but if you eat them with bananas/cherries/strawberries/blueberries/raisins, trust me, they taste good. Plus, they're very filling so you won't find yourself opening the fridge every second.
I told my mum I'll eat oats forever as long as I lose weight but then she said whatever food you eat contains calories so if I eat oats non-stop, I will still be as fat as ever. Nice. -_- Somehow, the oats being filling part doesn't stop me from eating junk food. Here I am, having a whole bag of Smith's Cheese & Onion for myself while I'm typing this. The keyboard is getting really oily from my greasy fingers. :/ Yes, I'm typing while I munch. Talk about self-control. Now, I'll be twice as fat from all the chips AND the oats, WTH. == I went to the gym a few days ago to work out (LOL, reminds me of I'm Sexy and I Know It, hahaha) but after half an hour, I just sat there and sweat. I went to check my weight and IT'S STILL THE SAME. My life, is awesome.
When it comes to lunch/dinner, I always take less rice because rice = carbohydrate, extra rice = fat. Ru Min's Theory. :B True lah. I take less rice but I end up eating more meat, WTH. More meat = EXTRA FAT. Which is much worse now. Ru Min's Theory = FAIL. Here's a Fail Whale for you, Ru Min. :(
Sometimes, I tell myself to skip lunch/dinner but it doesn't work nowadays. I used to listen to myself... until I took an arrow to the knee. Okay, kidding, LOL. Not funny. I mean, I used to listen to myself 'cause I had to go en pointe for my ballet exams but I couldn't so I thought it was my weight problem SOOOOO I dieted. I skipped lunch and dinner; when I do eat, I only eat like a quarter from what I'm eating now. I refrained myself from eating cakes, chocolates, sweets, ice-cream(!!!!!) and chips. But the funny thing was, I STILL COULDN'T GO EN POINTE. Weird, so I changed my pointe shoes THEN I COULD GO EN POINTE. Damn you, pointe shoes. -_- But it was the best moment in my life as I lost a kilo every week! Now, I'm trying so hard to go back to the good times but I just can't anymore. No more willpower. :(
HOW AM I GOING TO FIT INTO MY WEDDING DRESS?!! D: Um, I mean, my nun outfit. ._. Speaking of nun outfit, look at this one.
Anyway, I'll not be around this New Year's Eve. My family and I are going to somewhere chilly to help the aboriginal people and do some community work. I'll be away during the weekend so you guys have fun, okay? :) Gonna miss Jil Ee's New Year's Eve party, kinda disappointed. But NVM, at least we're helping the needy. I feel better when I think about that because those people need us. What better way to step into the new year than to do good to others? It's about time for me to do a good deed, anyway. I've been having way too much fun in life and it's time to see how others suffer just to live.
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