Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 8:12 PM
My mum didn't celebrate Chinese New Year with us because she had to go to Australia to do some "important" stuff. She's kinda like a LIFELESS person (God, mum, don't kill me) and WITHOUT her, the trip should be LIFE-FULL, right? Weird, her absence somehow made our days there boring and even MORE LIFELESS. -_-''' But thank God for the angel he sent down from heaven!
The God-sent angel --- GARLIC.Ah-ah-ah, don't burst out laughing yet. You've heard of GINGER and ONION as names, so why not GARLIC? Garlic is an adorable name that fits the one and only adorable angel. Okay, cut the crap. He's a baby Golden Retriever and costs around RM3000 from what I've heard. No, don't say it's expensive (and don't say, "You're rich that's why you think it's cheap," because I'm not) because after all, it is the God-sent angel.
He was sent from heaven to Earth to cheer up those miserable people (eg. me) that have nothing better to do than to lie around on the couch, watching back-to-back shows of CSI (screw that show).
See how happy those people are? (Shit, I forgot to mosaic his private part.)
Long day, huh? I could tell you're tired of entertaining people.
And Garlic could still entertain people when he's asleep! How could you not say he isn't the God-sent angel?!!
Hey, don't crowd around him. He's awfully tired and needs some sleep! He's still a baby, you know. *pushes everyone away*Garlic is so freaking cute, I hope he's like Peter Pan and will never grow up so he'll remain cute like a baby forever!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay, I'm not that mean. Can't wait to see his handsome face the next time we visit. And tomorrow's headlines will read :
"TEENAGE GIRL FALLS IN LOVE WITH HANDSOME DOG"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I know, I know. My imagination is wild, but I could dream, right? ;D By the way, MUMMY YOU'RE AWESOME!!! I miss you so freaking much and thank God you're back home already!!! x3
And thanks for the awesomest and über ginormous pencil case that I've ever seen! Love it so freaking much!!! =D
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