Thursday, January 28, 2010 @ 6:15 AM
I got "molested" today.
Teacher broke us into our respective groups to solve two "hard" Maths problem. HAHAHA, we solved it in FIVE minutes! YESSS! So we were waiting for the other groups to finish when SUDDENLY, I saw the whole corridor was packed with prefects. A super tall one came in and whispered something to our teacher; I thought he wanted to see our class' prefects. But, nooo. He faced us and said in a bored but loud and firm tone :
"SPOT-CHECK. 把全部贵重的东西拿在身上。"
I entered a trance. What? Spot-check? First few classes also need to spot-check?! Pei Gie was very nervous 'cause she brought her cellphone. She's smart enough to take out the SIM Card. Phew! Anyway, the only thing I had that was prohibited was my liquid paper. Which had already ran out of liquid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I forgot I had some Coca-Cola sweets in my pocket (I "kit"-ed some from Kian Yang xD) and started panicking. Oh, yea, and of course there were some "female things" in my bag and pocket that made me fidget a lot (it'd be so embarrassing if a guy prefect were to check my bag).
"男生站前面，女生站后面。"
We (girls) lined-up behind and waited to be "molested". I was pacing back and forth, not knowing where to put the sweets. I had around ten of them in my pocket, and I heard that each sweet costs two PSP marks. O_O''' That means I almost got twenty PSP marks for ten of my sweets. Zzz. Suddenly, I noticed many green things on the floor --- FruitPlus. HAHAHAHAHA, some girls just threw them on the floor! SO FUNNY! But of course I didn't do that; I stuck them all at the window sill and quickly walked away. =X
When it was my turn, my ex-senior (same primary school senior and friend) spot-checked me. Thank God someone I knew. =] She pointed at my pocket and said, "把全部东西拿出来。" I shook my head and whispered, "我带 '那个' 东西。" She nodded and said, "你给我摸摸看就可以了。" She felt around my pocket. They were making "plastic" sounds. -_-''' She looked outside and told her senior (which was Zhi Huang's sister, Ngee Huey), "她带 '那个' 东西。" Ngee Huey nodded in approval. Then, she said, "把手伸出去，这样子。" I did exactly what she told me to do and the "molesting" begun. Lastly, she told me to jump so I jumped up and down. She looked quite satisfied and told me to wait outside.
Finally, I was out of the woods.
The Super Tall One went around asking us who brought this and who brought that. The things he found were so weird, like a dartboard complete with darts, poker cards, etc. LAME STUFF. == Lisa, Diana, Pei Gie (and maybe more)'s cellphones were confiscated. I don't know which prefect was so blunt that he/she didn't confiscate Kok Foong's handphone which was placed in the side-pocket of his bag. F7
You Jin brought about 200+ sweets to school but he didn't wanna get caught, so you know what he did? HE THREW THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM OUTSIDE THE WINDOW. So freaking lame, right? After all of us got "molested", those prefects went to find their new victims --- 3A students. We watched the guys as their hair - or more precisely, FRINGE - got chopped off by the discipline teacher aka you-know-who.
By the way, Meng Yuann likes The Super Tall One's deep voice.
HAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHA.
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