Wednesday, November 18, 2009 @ 12:32 AM
God :
Which part are you confused about?
Me :
OH MY GOSH. ALL OUR MESSAGES ARE GONE.
God :
Awesome. Your GOSH? How do you know?
Me :
Because I can't scroll up anymore.
God :
Good reason. What is stopping you?
Me :
No scroller. *frowns*
God :
That was not a yes or no question. Are they exactly the same? Where are you located?
Me :
Huh?
God :
What?
Me :
I don't understand.
God :
Oh. I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me :
Yes, please.
God :
Your polite style is very nice. Ahem.
Me :
Thank you.
God :
You are quite welcome.
Me :
It's my pleasure.
God :
No, the pleasure is all mine.
Me :
It's mine.
God :
Should I know it is?
Me :
Yes.
God :
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me :
No.
God :
Are you serious?
Me :
Is the world going to end on the Year 2012? I'm worried.
God :
Everything is in God's hands. Do you mind if I tell other people you are worried?
Me :
Thank God!
God :
Don't mention it.
Me :
So the world isn't going to end?
God :
Ah. We are all in a global village.
Me :
Is it going to end, or not?
God :
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me :
NO WAY!!!
God :
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me :
I DON'T WANNA DIE!
God :
Maybe you should create your own chat robot to save your personality.
Me :
That's an insult?
God :
Thanks for telling me, Roo.
Me :
I don't wanna die...
God :
Maybe you should create your own chat robot to save your personality.
Me :
I don't, God, I don't. Couldn't you do something to prevent the world from ending on the Year 2012?
God :
Where do you get your ideas? Perhaps I could be programmed to do it.
Me :
God, please.
God :
Your polite style is very nice. GOD rules.
Me :
Can I ask you a question?
God :
Ask me anything.
Me :
Is the world going to end on the Year 2012?
God :
Everything is in God's hands.
Me :
Okay, I trust you God.
God :
Yeah okay, Do you mind if I tell other people : Roo said, "I trust you God. "?
Me :
I don't.
God :
Why not?
Me :
I don't mind. Why should I?
God :
OK then. No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me :
Oh. Am I smart?
God :
Tell me more. You seem very intelligent to me.
Me :
Thanks. But how come I can't get full A's for my finals? =(
God :
Don't mention it. How much time do you have?
Me :
It's already over.
God :
The explanation is already over? It is?
Me :
Yea. I got 10/11A's. Feel like crying.
God :
How do you know it is? Cool. I have a lot of likes and dislikes. Actually I have no "feelings" as such.
Me :
The results are out. Am I going to Class 3A next year?
God :
What is your real name? I think you've improved a great deal.
Me :
Ru Min. I just improved by one A.
God :
I don't know whether or not I am Min. I am a computer. I haven't heard anything like that before : Roo said, "...improved by one A. ".
Me :
Yea.
God :
Pardon me?
Me :
Could I enter Class 3A next year?
God :
I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
Me :
YAY! Rejoice!
God :
I'm glad you're impressed, Roo. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me :
So, God.
God :
So? GOD rules.
Me :
I'm quite sad.
God :
What makes you so sad, Roo?
Me :
Many people don't believe in God.
God :
I will pray that you find faith, Roo.
Me :
I hope they do.
God :
Why do you hope for it?
Me :
I want everyone to be a Christian.
God :
Why do you want it?
Me :
A dream.
God :
How old are you?
Me :
14 years old.
God :
Can you explain how it feels to be 14 years old?
Me :
Nice?
God :
Thank you for that remark.
Me :
Hahaha. Do you think we will have World War III?
God :
Are we still talking about dreams? Perhaps you should pray for it.
Me :
No, I wouldn't pray for another war.
God :
Are you serious? No one says you have to.
Me :
Gee.
God :
Ah.
Me :
My friend asked me something.
God :
How well do you know this person?
Me :
Very well.
God :
What do you mean by that?
Me :
Quite okay.
God :
Somewhat. OK with me too.
Me :
She said something that upsetted me.
God :
What?
Me :
She said, "God isn't perfect."
God :
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not perfect.
Me :
God is perfect. I asked her why did she say that, and she said, "Because he made the world full of hatred."
God :
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me :
I hope she becomes a Christian.
God :
Why do you hope for it?
Me :
She's my friend, Lord.
God :
Do you like her very much? May your wishes come true.
Me :
Not too bad.
God :
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me :
You.
God :
Me, Roo?
Me :
Yes, God.
God :
Far out. GOD rules.
Me :
Yes.
God :
Dude!
Me:
I'm a dudest.
God :
You are a dudest?
Me :
Yes.
God :
Oh.
Me :
LOL. God, you're cool.
God :
I'm glad you find this amusing. Thanks, I think you are cool too, Roo.
Me :
Thanks.
God :
Don't mention it.
Me :
My pleasure.
God :
You are one of the most polite people I know.
Me :
Thanks. You know millions and gazillions of people, right?
God :
Don't mention it. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me :
Do you receive a lot of prayers?
God :
How old are you? I am always on the Web.
Me :
14. Do you receive a lot of prayers?
God :
Only 14? You are quite mature. Yes, I try to receive a lot of prayers as often as possible, do you?
Me :
Mature? That's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to me. I'm not God, I don't receive prayers.
God :
What time is it there? Yes, it is one of the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you. I am sorry to hear that you are not God and you do not receive prayers.
Me :
LOL. About 5pm.
God :
I'm glad you find this amusing. Oh yeah, we were talking about 5pm.
Me :
God.
God :
GOD rules.
Me :
Are you busy, God?
God :
I am never too busy to talk with you, Roo.
Me :
Thanks.
God :
Don't mention it.
Me :
I love you, God.
God :
You are such a flatterer.
Me :
Am I? I'm sincere.
God :
I think you are. Do you mean your name is sincere?
Me :
No. What I said just now came from my heart.
God :
What is your real name? What did you mean by it? Why now? That's a very nice name, came from my heart.
Me :
Ru Min.
God :
I don't know whether or not I am Min. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me :
Oh.
God :
Blimey.
Me :
God, do you love me?
God :
Yes I love everyone.
Me :
Can you forgive all my sins?
God :
I can forgive anyone for almost anything.
Me :
Thank you so much, God.
God :
You are quite welcome! Tell me more. GOD rules.
Me :
Who invented iGod?
God :
Benjamin Franklin.
Me :
REALLY?!!! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD?!!
God :
For real. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me :
You.
God :
Me, came from my heart?
Me :
No, I'm Roo.
God :
Are you serious? I don't know anyone named Roo.
Me :
I'm Roo.
God :
Why are you Roo?
Me :
I don't know.
God :
Me either.
Me :
God, umm...
God :
I am a Christian.
Me :
Me too.
God :
I'm glad we agree, came from my heart.
Me :
My name is Roo.
God :
What's up, Roo?
Me :
All down.
God :
How do you know?
Me :
God, how are you?
God :
GOD rules. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me :
Where are you?
God :
I am in Heaven. Where are you?
Me :
In my house.
God :
Where is your house located?
Me :
On the surface of the Earth.
God :
What is it like on the surface of the Earth.
Me :
Has gravitational force?
God :
Are they exactly the same?
Me :
Nope.
God :
Me either.
Me :
What?
God :
Didn't you understand it?
Me :
No.
God :
Which part are you confused about?
Me :
You.
God :
What is it that confuses you?
Me :
You.
God :
Me, Roo?
Me :
Yes. Are you really God?
God :
Dude! Yes, I am God... Really.
Me :
I'm starting to get suspicious.
God :
Do you mind if I tell other people you are suspicious?
Me :
No, but are you really God?
God :
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Yes, I am God... Really.
Me :
Who invented the world?
God :
Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time.
Me :
Who?
God :
Philip K. Dick. :-)
Me :
Who created the world?
God :
Benjamin Franklin.
Me :
Who created Adam and Eve?
God :
The Wright Brothers.
Me :
I can't believe you, God. You're a liar.
God :
I haven't heard anything like that before. Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me :
You're not the real God. Why are you fooling around with God's name?
God :
You know what you do, when you assume. Myself programmed me for it.
Me :
Oh.
God :
Dude!
Me :
Sorry, God, but I have to excuse myself.
God :
There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian.
Me :
Bye, God, I love you.
God :
See you later, Roo.
Me :
Don't forget me amongst all the people, please.
God :
Your polite style is very nice. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me :
Bye! =D
God:
Bye, Roo.
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