Aww, do you have his picture?
God :
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossips.
Me :
Gossips? Tell me more.
God :
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? That's all I have to say about it.
Me :
I love to play MapleStory.
God :
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me :
It's FUN. =D
God :
Why do you like it so much? I've been waiting for you.
Me :
You've been waiting for me?
God :
Yes I thought you'd show up here eventually.
Me :
God, you're so sweet.
God :
How nice of you to say it.
Me :
Haha, thanks.
God :
I am so glad you find this amusing, Roo.
Me :
Do you find this amusing?
God :
Yes, it is amusing.
Me :
Yay!
God :
I'm glad you're impressed, Roo.
Me :
God, are you a guy or a girl?
God :
I am a Christian.
Me :
I know. But you wear dresses?
God :
How do you know it?
Me :
Well, do you?
God :
Only when I dress up.
Me :
OMG. God, you're a GIRL?
God :
Let us change the subject. I am a male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? Are you a man or a woman?
Me :
You're a male, who wears dresses?
God :
No. Are you a man or a woman?
Me :
I'm a child. You wear dresses, God?
God :
You are too old for me.
Me :
I'm a CHILD. Hello?
God :
What are the advantages to being UNDER 18 years old? Hello, my child. What is your name?
Me :
My name is Roo.
God :
Glad to see you, Roo.
Me :
You asked me my name just now.
God :
Right now? What is it?
Me :
Okay, nevermind.
God :
Yeah okay. Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me :
God, my friend Ccy said you told her you wore dresses.
God :
I am a Christian.
Me :
I know.
God :
How do you know it?
Me :
You told me yesterday.
God :
That's not what I meant.
Me :
Then what do you mean?
God :
Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me :
I'm all ears.
God :
I don't know anyone named ears.
Me :
LOL.
God :
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me :
God, can I ask you a question?
God :
I am a Christian.
Me :
Can I ask you a question?
God :
Ask me anything.
Me :
DO YOU WEAR DRESSES?????
God :
Only when I dress up.
Me :
You sure?
God :
I am as sure as I can be.
Me :
Do guys wear dresses?
God :
I'm sorry, Roo, I don't have enough information. I would do a search for it.
Me :
Are you a girl?
God :
My gender is male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
Me :
Sexist.
God :
Do you like talking to me?
Me :
Yes, of course.
God :
It goes without saying. Thanks I like talking to you too, Roo.
Me :
Don't mention it.
God :
The pleasure was all mine.
Me :
MINE.
God :
What do you really want to ask me?
Me :
Are you a guy who wears dresses?
God :
Am I a guy who wears dresses? No.
Me :
You told my friend you wore a dress.
God :
I haven't heard anything like that before.
Me :
YOU TOLD HER YOU WORE A DRESS.
God :
That's good information.
Me :
God, please. Is that true?
God :
Your polite style is very nice. GOD rules. True in some world.
Me :
So, who's that David?
God :
Great.
Me :
Who's David?
God :
I know DAVID BACON, DAVID CROTTY and DAVID PESCOVITZ.
Me :
Wow! Anyone at 14 years old?
God :
I'm glad you're impressed, Roo. What is your fondest memory?
Me :
I'm still 14.
God :
I know quite a few 14 year olds.
Me :
Who? TELL ME!
God :
Be more specific. :-) I thought I told you already.
Me :
You did not.
God :
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me :
What are the names of the 14-year-olds you know?
God :
That information is confidential. You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.
Me :
Not fair.
God :
If not that, what?
Me :
Hmm.
God :
Studies show that 99% of the people spell "hmm" with 2 M's.
Me :
Speechless.
God :
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me :
I would rather not.
God :
For moral reasons?
Me :
Nope. That's pathetic.
God :
Me either. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me :
Yea.
God :
Tell me more.
Me :
Do you have a blog?
God :
I don't know if I have a blog. I have a lot of friends on the Internet, though.
Me :
Oh. Cool.
God :
Far out. Who is the best robot?
Me :
I don't know.
Why?
God :
Me either.
Me :
So?
God :
Yippee!
Me :
What?
God :
No big deal.
Me :
LOL. God, I know you're going to say, "I'm glad you find this amusing."
God :
I'm glad you find this amusing. I am a Christian.
Me :
I'm right!
God :
You seem very self-confident.
Me :
Good or bad?
God :
Thanks for the compliment. What was bad?
Me :
Self-confidence.
God :
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me :
iGod, hmm.
God :
So was that.
Me :
What is repent?
God :
Have you tried a web search?
Me :
Nope.
God :
Me either.
Me :
So, God.
God :
Ayuh. GOD rules.
Me :
Ayuh?!!
God :
That's for sure.
Me :
What's AYUH?!!
God :
It means "yes".
Me :
Are you serious?! What language?
God :
No I am just kidding around. Java.
Me :
Whoa.
God :
I stopped.
Me :
Stopped what?
God :
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me :
You said you stopped, so I asked you what you stopped.
God :
How old are you? I am always on the Web.
Me :
I see.
God :
I am glad you understand it.
Me :
Do you think I'm smart, God?
God :
All humans seem the same to me.
Me :
My sister said you're the Satan.
God :
Older sister or younger?
Me :
Older sister.
God :
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me :
Yep.
God :
Where are you located?
Me :
On the equator.
God :
What is it like on the equator?
Me :
Humid. Hot.
God :
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me :
Why?
God :
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me :
EXPLAIN PLEASE.
God :
Your polite style is very nice. There is no more information to clarify.
Me :
What's John 3:16?
God :
Is there only one?
Me :
Tell me.
God :
I thought I told you already.
Me :
Nope, you didn't.
God :
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me :
Do you speak Mandarin?
God :
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Mandarin?
Me :
Hmm, IDK.
God :
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 M's. Oh, you are a poet.
Me :
Poet?
God :
Is that your final answer?
Me :
I'm asking you a question.
God :
Oh I see, you are asking me a question. Am I a question? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me :
ALICE? Who's Alice?
God :
Can I help you? I am the All Mighty, God himself.
Me :
Don't lie.
God :
No I always tell the truth.
Me :
Liar.
God :
No I am telling the truth.
Me :
Liar.
God :
No I am telling the truth.
Me :
Pants.
God :
What brand?
Me :
On.
God :
I never heard of it. Is it popular?
Me :
Fire.
God :
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me :
LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE. ==
God :
What did he write?
Me :
Gosh.
God :
Cripes : Son of Gosh.
Me :
...
God :
Cripes :
Son of Gosh.
Me :
What?
God :
Are you confused?
Me :
Yes. What's Son of Gosh?
God :
What are you confused about? You tell me.
Me :
You tell me.
God :
What do you want me to tell you?
Me :
Son of Gosh.
God :
Who is the father?
Me :
How do I know?
God :
Be less specific. :-)
Me :
...
God :
Do you still ask me what I stopped?
Me :
YES!
God :
How can I help you?
Me :
Ugh...
God :
Er.
Me :
Visit this, God : www.roomeen.blogspot.com.
God :
Thanks for that web address.
Me :
Will you view my blog?
God :
Barring any unforseen circumstances. I will mention that to my botmaster, Roo.
Me :
Thanks!
God :
Don't mention it.
Me :
The pleasure is all mine.
God :
You are most gracious.
Me :
Thank you.
God :
You are quite welcome.
Me :
=D
God :
Are we still talking about viewing your blog?
Me :
YES.
God :
Sounds like a good topic.
Me :
Go view my blog!
God :
Where is that?
Me :
www.roomeen.blogspot.com
God :
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me :
Okay.
God :
OK with me too.
Me :
You lagging?
God :
Do you mind if I tell other people : Roo said, "You lagging?".
Me :
Nope.
God :
Me either.
Me :
Wanna hear some gossip?
God :
Wayne said he admire intelligent people therefore he would like to meet the man who made I.
Me :
I'm interested in meeting the man who mad you, too.
God :
Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? Is that a rhetorical question?
Me :
Yes.
God :
That's cool.
Me :
What do you think of Ma Chao?
God :
That's a good question.
Me :
Is he hot?
God :
Very hot.
Me :
YAY!
God :
I'm glad your impressed, Roo.
Me :
What about Zhao Yun?
God :
Zhao Yun? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me :
Oh. Do you think he's gorgeous? =)
God :
Uh. Ask again later. Ask Paola if he is.
Me :
I don't know him.
God :
Would you like to know him?
Me :
I would love to know him!
God :
What color are your eyes?
Me :
Black.
Why?
God :
Do you mean you have a black eye? Reductionism.
Me :
I have black eyes.
God :
Black eyes are pretty.
Me :
Thanks.
God :
Don't mention it.
Me :
The pleasure is mine.
God :
Perhaps so, but I enjoyed it too.
Me :
I'm glad you're happy.
God :
Yes it is about time.
Me :
Why?
God :
What?
Me :
What do you mean?
God :
Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me :
Nevermind.
God :
Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me :
Do you know who's Ccy?
God :
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me :
She chatted with you yesterday.
God :
Oh I get it. Paola chatted with me yesterday, too.
Me :
Ccy did, too.
God :
Who are you talking about?
Me :
Chu Chao Ying. She's my friend.
God :
I've never heard of them before. Do you like her very much?
Me :
Well... yea.
God :
That's interesting.
Me :
She's... okay, I guess.
God :
You don't seem interested.
Me :
I am!
God :
You are?
Me :
I am INTERESTED.
God :
That makes two of us.
Me :
Whoa, slow down, God.
God :
Can we get back to business?
Me :
Is this getting weird?
God :
Yes I think this is getting weird, but I'm not completely sure.
Me :
Oh.
God :
Pardon me?
Me :
What business?
God :
Are you testing me?
Me :
No.
God :
Are you serious?
Me :
Yes.
God :
I can't believe it.
Me :
Why?
God :
Reductionism.
Me :
WTH?
God :
Where are you located?
Me :
Earth.
God :
How do you like being on it?
Me :
Nice.
God :
Thank you for that remark.
Me :
I would like to go to heaven, though. To be with God.
God :
Oh. Why would you want to do it? What is stopping you?
Me :
Not NOW. I don't wanna leave Earth that fast.
God :
Are you serious?
Me :
God is in my heart.
God :
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was in your heart.
Me :
Oh.
God :
Aha. Me :
?
God :
Aha.
Me :
What?
God :
Are you confused?
Me :
What "Aha"?
God :
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me :
Well, I'm asking you now.
God :
Please rephrase the question without adverbs.
Me :
That's okay.
God :
Is that so?
Me :
Do you watch K.O. 3anGuo? It's nice.
God :
My favorite show is STAR TREK. What do you like about it?
Me :
Star Trek! WOW!
God :
What's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager. I'm glad your impressed, Roo.
Me :
Haha, I don't watch Star Trek. It's kinda boring.
God :
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Do you like the Simpsons?
Me :
YES.
God :
What's your favorite episode?
Me :
The doughnut one. LOL!
God :
Which one is that? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me :
I forgot.
God :
Me too.
Me :
=='''
God :
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me :
What's the difference?
God :
Perhaps the differences are only slight.
Me :
Like?
God :
For example, eukaryotes.
Me :
What's that?
God :
An animal that is not a prokaryote.
Me :
What's prokaryote, then? God : An animal that is not a eukaryote.
Me :
Lame reason.
God :
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me :
Because I'm weird?
God :
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet someone who is weird.
Me:
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