Tuesday, December 23, 2008 @ 5:56 PM
I HATED IT.
That blurdy trip ruined my whole, perfect holiday. First, I planned to just relax and play Maple Story in November. Then December, I will still relax and play Maple Story, but I'm going to GY CAMP!!!!!! Woohoo~~!!! So, I was looking forward to going there, BUT SUDDENLY, disaster struck. =3=
You know what's more blurdy than the trip? It's my BLURDY BROTHER. He's so blurdily weak UNTIL he got dengue, he got pneumonia, he got tons of ulsers, and most of all, he got diarrhea. He's like this weird mood machine, or I know I know!!!
He's a crappie, double-faced JERK.
When my parents are out, he becomes all devilish and HOGS the computer IMMEDIATELY. I mean, IMMEDIATELY as in INSTANTLY. (He wakes up at 7am---Don't think I don't know, Hong. Mind you, I have ears.---JUST to play that damn white box with a ball-like thingie that moves an arrow on the screen around and a plate with keys.) He just jumps onto the chair in front of the computer and shrieks, "It's mine. Eeeheeeheeeheee!!!" And here comes the psycho laughs again. *rolls eyes*
When I start screaming, here comes my turn. I got my chance with the white box. Niiiice. Clicked "Maple Story" and waited until it's time for me to type in my ID. Okay, when I'm in Maple Story already, guess what? My mum's back. Oh gawd, I can't be seen playing because I was known as the good child who doesn't touch the white box. Now, look what that blurdy boy has done to me?!!!
Normally, before the bumper of my mum's car even REACH the automatic gate, my blurdy brother will switch off the white box, without doing it the right way, where you click "Start", "Turn off the computer" and wait for the screen to dim until it's the right time to click the switch off. Then, he will lie on the sofa watching TV and act as if nothing had happened.
Oh, but nooooo. Now, it's different. When my mum stepped into the house, first thing she said was:"Ru Min, mapling again? I thought I told you if you played from morning to night Papa will take out the cable. You just wait and see." Helloooooo?? Is anyone blind here?? I started at 1pm. I was set-up by my blurdy brother. Speaking of which, he lied on the sofa and said, "Mummy, I got headache. My ear pain. My stomach pain. My head pain. My eyes also pain..." And my ass is pain 'cause he's a pain in the ass. He used this pathetic tone that sounds like the dead calling. "Aww, where is the pain? Oh, here. Don't lie down too much, walk around or not your blood can't flow well." What the...?!
I think the person who's really blind is my mum.
My brother acts innocent very often. I'm getting sick of watching him like this. One word: Cheap. To my horror, what my blurdy brother said next shocked the hell outta moi. He said, "Mummy, Ru Min has been playing since you left for work, you know. I told her to let me play for 15 minutes also she won't let." Fake acting helplessly, that's all my blurdy brother knows what is the exact thing to do. I whipped my head around to protest and saw my mum glaring at me.
"Ru Min, you better switch off that computer."
"But, I just started---"
"NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Whoa, when my mum loses it, she loses it. Big time. I quickly switched off the white box, the right way, and shot a murderous look at my blurdy brother. That schmuck, he schemed all this just to make me look like a criminal, I thought. When my eyes caught his, a flash of triumph was dancing in his eyes. They twinkled stimutaneously, which makes me wanna dig them out and feed them to Snoopy. I sat at the sofa and continued reading my book, Shr!mp. Good book, you guys should read it. Caution: A little horny bits here and there in that book, but it's okay.
While we were eating lunch, my mum said, "Packed your bags already?" (GY camp was the following day.)
"Nope."
"Good. 'Cause I have something important to tell you."
"What?"
"You don't have to go to GY camp already. You have to go to your brother's graduation trip to Singapore to replace him. Pack your bags and see what you need. You're leaving at 6am the next morning."
What?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No GY camp? No Hydrowar?? No Pastor. Henry?! No older friends?!!!!! I'm melting, I'm melting!!! When my mum's serious, she really means it and no one can ever change her decisions. Greeeaaaaat. Now, I have to live with it.
So, now here I am, typing this and regretting about what happened to me. Mum, you ruined my life!!! Now, my sister starts telling me about all the church camps she went, and I'm not even in any of them. Just my luck. I'm starting to get jealous that my sister got more friends than she did. Yea, I felt very happy for her, but she even magnetized my friend(s) too. (I put () in "friends" 'cause I'm not sure I even need an "s" behind.) So now, I'm left with nothing alive.
Maybe, that's why I love lifeless things. Like my books, white boxes, Maple Story etc. But I love Snoopy, no doubt. Yea, and Sherynn a.k.a LoVeSiNmAnGo too. And almighty God, of course.
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